Inflationneit

My finances are, at the moment, sheer garbage. I need a shot of money in my arm, and I need it pretty damn soon or I'm gonna get *evicted.* So if you've thought about commissioning me at all, now would be an excellent time to do so. Thank you all so much for being here

So just, real quick, before I pop off: Commissions are back! $2 per 100 words this time, feel free to DM me or send me a note! All the same rules apply! If that's all you really care about, you can go ahead and click off the journal now cuz the rest of this is gonna be tidbits of my personal life, cuz I just... feel like I need to say it? I wanna start off by apologizing for ghosting you all for about a year. And this time, I feel like I need to offer an explanation... I was in a baaaaad place. Mentally, emotionally, and in a certain kind of way, physically. Life was changing a little faster than I was entirely comfortable with, and then it *kept changing,* and then it... kept changing. Little tidbit about Gracie: *She Doesn't Take That Very Well.* So I kinda just had to walk away. I just didn't have the energy or the drive, I didn't have much of *anything* anymore. And honestly, I think I needed it. At the end of it all (if it even *is* the end of it all,) my life has almost

Alternate Title: Aw Shit, Here We Go Again Gonna be honest, my hiatus was not quite as long as I was anticipating, but life comes at ya fast, doesn't it? Without going into much detail, I find myself in a position where I am neither as busy as I used to be, nor as... stable in income. Which can only mean that it's time to dust off the old writing keyboard and get back to blowing up some women! Rules are the same as they've ever been: If you want to commission me for stories, send me a note or a message or what have you, it's $1.50 per 100 words, and you'll pay me via a PayPal button link once it's done, and I'll email you the PDF of said story, which I will then post to DA if you want me to and when I'm good and ready to do so. I can't exactly say for how long I'll keep commissions open this round, I'm playing it by ear, so I suppose you can count this as my FOMO mechanic: get the stories while the getting is good!